Jersey Shore’s favorite little Guidette, Snooki, began showing off a very horrific custom Cadillac Escalade in February…topped off with fluorescent pink accents… everywhere. It was not a tragedy when the reality star crashed the hideous Escalade soon after.
Snooki’s custom Cadillac Escalade is matte black, but that is where the decency ends. Hers boasts custom black snakeskin wrap and a hot pink grille, rims, vents and a ‘Hello Kitty’ decal on the rear window. It also says ‘Boss Lady’ on the tailgate instead of Cadillac and has been named ‘Joey’.
Considering that the 4’11″ Snooki is about the height of the steering wheel, perhaps she should have invested in a Lotus Elise? I am certain there will be funny videos released of Snookie entering and exiting the Escalade.