Craigslist is an amazing place, it’s where people can find lost connections, meet a lovely she-male or even sell a couple things. While most of the ads are dull and boring, there are a few gems out there.
The latest gem comes from an angry parent who is looking to sell their “disrespectful, alcohol abusing, dwi arrested, spoiled bar bum of a daughters perfect BMW X3.”
This is the ad in full:
Selling my disrespectful, alcohol abusing, dwi arrested, spoiled bar bum of a daughters perfect BMW X3. The is a white X3 si, with xenon headlights, panoramic roof, all beige leather interior, all options with 105,000 miles on it. Just completed it’s 100,000 maintenance 2 months ago and is in complete and perfect condition with only the driver being the malfunction. We paid $20,500 12 months ago for the vehicle. Needing to sell to pay her legal battles and to buy her a shiny pink bicycle with a horn until she gets her act and her life in order some time soon. Beautiful car with no exterior, interior, or mechanical issues. Call xxx-xxx-xxxx for information or to purchase.
Seriously, I love Craigslist.